Bad Idea #341: Cats as service animals
The Seeing Eye Cat:
I don’t know what a Buick LaSabre is, but I do know what a sparrow is, and there’s one perched on a fence across the street…
You need to go to the bank? Yeah, well, I need a nap… for the next 6 hours.
Loud teenagers at a bus stop? You’ll find me up the nearest tree…
I helped you get to this bleepin’ restaurant! What do you mean I’m not welcome to sit on the table and eat off “your” plate?
The Hearing Ear Cat:
The only sound I respond to is the sound of a can of cat food being opened.
What did you say? I was distracted by that spider on the wall…
I’d apologize for not listening, but frankly, I don’t care.
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