Because the only thing scarier than a snake is a clown. And the only thing scarier than a clown is a snake with clown makeup. (I won't even go into the clown with snake makeup.)
I will gladly be your human shield anytime you come across hissing geese, whiskered rodents, or slithering garter snakes. I'm glad to call you my friend, and I only tease you because I love you... and because you're so cute when you squeal and run away. :o)
Hugs.
2 comments:
BWahah!
My brother and I made "clown snake" up last night at the bar, so I googed it and discovered that you invented it. Kudos to you. Kudos.
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